Contents: The Moscow (Russian) balalaika -- A pile of trash -- The Ascot races -- A little thing -- What a price to pay -- Reaching for the moon -- A black sheep on the road to Kokomo -- Ulcers are no good -- "...she's all I have" -- "Out of the books" -- John Dillinger -- Kresimir Cosic -- Enthusiastic stew -- A lost pocketbook -- Freedom to choose -- A dentist who cared -- "One keep clean" -- Inside out -- A chew of tobacco -- Boxed in -- "I'm going to Chicago" -- Brother Barker -- Give me a good secretary -- On being poor -- On being honest -- Of dreams and nightmares -- An ensign to the nations -- The Supreme Court -- 'Tis high to be a judge -- The garden of weed'n -- Please don't let me forget -- A lesson in honesty -- Holy-moley -- Lor-r-r-r-r-r-r-ita -- Oi! oi! -- A solution for the Sabbath -- A lesson in fund raising -- A new twist -- Whatever happened to "Doubting Thomas" -- Poco a poco -- The Battle of Bull Run.