Contents: Our swan song -- A biography of Georkee -- What price happiness? -- Today I met a prophet -- Gum under the table -- A word to the wise -- The stars and stripes forever -- Too much talk -- Goodbye to hats -- Shall we dance? -- Is caning barbaric? -- The "string bean" church -- Why bow ties? -- The paintball game -- Out of the mouths of babes -- The power of faith -- Two sets of records -- On avoiding germs -- Pronounce it right -- An embarrassing moment -- A voice from the past -- What price pessimism? -- Reflections on the Fourth of July holiday -- Who cares? -- An unusual twist -- The uncomfortable evening -- You'uns and we'uns -- The "Big Mac" -- A dastardly act -- "You know" -- How do you like your macaroni? -- Ernest LeRoy Wilkinson -- A bow tie burial -- Two days make a year -- The other side of the mountain -- The Lord's pay -- I'd rather sing a sermon -- Whatever happened to Bill? -- Two maxims for a guide -- A cookie approach -- Stranger than fiction -- It works! It works! -- "Halo" Ben -- Gang warfare -- A missionary farewell.